A friend, with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek, suggested that I go to The American Patriot's Bible site and order one NOW! Apparently, in order to be a proper "patriot" you must (1) be a Christian and (2) own one of these volumes.
Listen to the Rev. Richard Lee hawk this publication for only $39.95:
Get your bonded leather version now, before they are all sold out! See the color prints of Washington crossing the Delaware and the flag raising on Iwo Jima. All ordained by God in this King James Version, the only true Bible. Learn in Revelations how God created the United States of America as his chosen country for the 21st century. The ACLU will hate it and the mainstream media will shun it, but every true patriot must have one. Do not be caught at your next "Tea Party" without one.
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hahahahaha Comics are just great, aren't they? Feels good to laugh. "Buy now and gey TWO "No Jews Allowed" signs!!" hahahahahaha
And the Religious Right actually makes the claim they don't want a theocracy. Yeah. Right. And Jessica Simplson & I have a date tomorrow night.
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